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Environmental Punishment
The main points of this essay were originally posted to my Blog/Website in 2016, and published in local newspaper soon after that. Things have gotten worse in certain respects since then. Internationally with this invasion of Ukraine, the still ongoing Corona Virus crisis, social issues, and the upside down political situation in this country. I’ve taken this essay and updated it, re-written various parts, and decided to re-publish it. We could all use a sense of levity interjected into the present atmosphere.
There are very few times of the year when I don’t like being here in our little valley. Whether its hiking through a field of wildflowers up to my waist in late July, or ripping through knee deep powder snow down that same mountainside on a cobalt blue-sky day in January (minus the avalanche danger of course). Notwithstanding, the early part of spring leading right up to Memorial Day can be a trying time of the year to live in Silverton. Seems like right after you’ve had a crystal-clear, blue-sky day and you’re just starting to think spring is finally on its way, the very next dawn arrives cloudy, grey, windy, and overly blustery. In situations like this, I sometimes feel like I’m finally going to make good on my threat. Sell every worldly possession, unloading the condo. I own at an outrageously cheap price, and moving lock, stock, and barrel to a remote island in the South Pacific. Then I realize they probably don’t have various comedy sitcoms on TV wherever this place happens to be, so that idea goes the way of the Dodo Bird.
Instead I decide to keep jumping from the edges of one mud puddle to the next, and continuing to grit my teeth. Fortunately, I find myself watching the changes as they begin to happen from one day to the next as well. Those monstrous snow banks on the north side of every building in town begin to shrink. The mud that three days ago seemed like it existed in amounts that would rival containers of ice cream in a couch-potatoes freezer-slowly start to disappear like the snow banks. Inevitably, my lifestyle begins to change as well.
Most people that don’t live in a place like Silverton probably can’t really understand the happiness you feel that first day you decide to wear tennis shoes while walking around town. Or how about the moment you determine it not really necessary to put on that long underwear anymore when you’re getting dressed? Who would’ve thought slipping on a short sleeve T-shirt could bring so much joy to a person? Surely not those bozos in Hawaii who have no earthly idea what they’re missing.
For me, the greatest spring sensation has always been taking my bicycle out for the first time. What an incredible feeling it is when I find myself coasting through town with the sun shinning on my face, a slight breeze whistling through the air, and a big smile on my face as I pedal down the street. Then I realize I don’t have fenders on my bike. Soon discovering that I’m carrying a prodigious amount of mud all over my backside. Since I don’t have a desire to look like a human zebra, once again that move to the remote tropical island threat burrows its way into the back of my skull.
For the sake of maintaining the floors in most buildings in Silverton during this time of year, maybe we need to institute a new rule? Every individual should be required to take their shoes off the minute they step through the front door. I’m sure most housekeepers in this town would staunchly endorse this stipulation during the months of March and April. The makers of cleaning products would not.
I’ve come to the realization that when the snow melts, but the ground doesn’t really thaw. Moisture is trapped below the surface, and as a result you’ve got muddy streets. Eventually the snow loosens its vice-like grip and turns to slush, and then it melts. Does it really dry out though? On the surface, it looks like it did, but not really. Add wind and you’ve got mud and dust coexisting. Then the next storm moves through and you have a fresh batch of mud. Better teeth grinding through science.
As we get further into spring I’m finding myself sinking deeper and deeper into this strange netherworld funk. I can’t really do much skiing anymore since the spring snow is now in one of two forms: 1. Boilerplate glare ice or 2. Liquid concrete. Sharpen those edges, wax up, and pick your poison.
Alternately you probably can’t do the summer thing either. Venturing deep into the wilderness isn’t really an option yet since there’s still too much snow on the ground. Every spot that hasn’t totally melted out is still going through its bog or post holing nightmare phase. Unless you’re totally into being soaking wet and covered in muck, hiking up to that deserted mine site is an adventure best considered in August, or September.
So, what do I do in this situation? Life philosophers tell us “patience is a virtue”, and that’s exactly what I end up doing. Despite the constant wind, mud, and dust little by little spring becomes more in evidence. Pretty soon things totally dry out, dandelion buds get ready to explode, the grass starts to turn green, and transient snowbirds living in various desert lowlands begin showing up to get their shops ready for the season. The trees actually look like they’re eventually going to leaf out. The following week you hear the steam engine sounds of the first work trains chugging up the canyon. These things only happen in April if we’re lucky.
Instead, the day after that arrives and the weather is steely grey. The light is totally flat and it’s windier than most members of congress right after they’ve opened their mouths. Thank God, I’ve still got that tropical island dream to keep me going.
- Postscript: We’re currently experiencing yet another late April, three-day, Armageddon-like, snowstorm in thin this valley. All that snow that was melting three days ago is a distant memory.